Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Jokes from a friend

I got these from my friend Candra in Texas! I just could not resist...

KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind
the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren,
the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled,
"PULL OVER!"
"NO!" the blonde yelled back,

"IT'S A SCARF!"


FLORIDA OR THE MOON
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........and one blonde says to the other: "Which do you think is farther away...........Florida or the moon? "

The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida.......?????

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